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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 @ 7:55 PM
Marriage= forever??
Now that my eldest sis is getting married and my colleague too, i can see that they are really excited.

i am too but seeing marriages around me that didnt work out, husbands having affairs, at the same time telling lies and treat their wives bad as before, i cant help being sceptical. I cant help thinking that marriages that are still intact may be due to the good secret-keeping and lying skills of the husband.

I heard it on air..

married man asked,“If the dog is barking at the back door, and there’s someone calling you at the front door, which door would u open?”

???

Answering his own question, “of course i’ll let the dog in. at least it wags it’s tail and jumps at you, whereas the person at the front door will just nag nag nag and nag…”

He compared his mistresses to dogs. wad the fud.

Den another girl called in and she was saying she met this man.They got along well until she found out that he’s married.

married man: I suppose most people, including you, will consider me crazy. I don’t need to be drunk to tell you, i love you. But unfortunately, you know fate has stopped our relationship from getting any further.
Girl: WTF are you talking about. You’re MARRIED!
married man: Sigh, but do you believe that I love you?
Girl: Bullocks. I freaking don’t believe. Especially when it came out from someone who has a wife.
married man: Yea… that’s the problem. Very difficult to convince u, when i can’t give up my life here. Usually need to prove it.
Girl: You men are just greedy creatures who are never satisfied with just one.
married man: I always think that u rather believe that i don’t love u, that I’m always telling a lie, so that u wont get hurt by me.
Girl: I don’t believe that a man can love two persons at one time. You can go tell your wife.
married man: If I tell my wife, you will believe right?
Girl: No.
married man: There.. you see. That’s why I said you chose not to believe.
Girl: You tell me. How do I bring myself to have faith in someone who constantly cheats on his wife?
married man: True.. that’s the catch. If i m A I can’t be B n if i m B i can’t be A. Anyway, when i said that i loved her many years ago, i did really love her damn lot. Even willing to cut my flesh for her.
Girl: Fickle minded bastard.

Either men tot that women are extremely dim to believe wad they said or they were extremely dim to believe that women will actually believe.

I mean why men will want to get married if they has the mindset that their wife will nag and nag at them??? they can juz go and find their DOGS.





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Sunday, March 25, 2007 @ 8:06 PM
thats why I love Juan
reading ah juan's recent post, it lifts up my super lousy mood.

Apparently she tried dying her hair to look like beyonce's hair in irreversible MV but it ended up looking orange. Then she tried using a curl brush to make it curl( so she might have beyonce's curls) and it got stuck like this..

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she was smiling cos she find it hilarious at tat time. me oso i was laughing out loud when i saw this something i tot isnt possible.

thx juan.




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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 @ 8:05 PM
insulted.
in a day i was insulted TWICE.

Watched i'm a cyclop but that's ok at plaza singapura the staffs actually demanded my IC TWICE.

I mean HEYYYY thats a NC 16 movie and i look like a little 15 year old school girl???? WAD THE. REALLY. I felt insulted.

Wad the heck lah...I mean i watched The Protege and Letters From Iwo Jima at plaza singapura ang they ARE NC 16 TOO. and no one demanded me to show them my identity card to prove that im actually 18...

I DUN LOOK THAT YOUNG.Period.




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