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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 @ 7:55 PM
Marriage= forever??
Now that my eldest sis is getting married and my colleague too, i can see that they are really excited.

i am too but seeing marriages around me that didnt work out, husbands having affairs, at the same time telling lies and treat their wives bad as before, i cant help being sceptical. I cant help thinking that marriages that are still intact may be due to the good secret-keeping and lying skills of the husband.

I heard it on air..

married man asked,“If the dog is barking at the back door, and there’s someone calling you at the front door, which door would u open?”

???

Answering his own question, “of course i’ll let the dog in. at least it wags it’s tail and jumps at you, whereas the person at the front door will just nag nag nag and nag…”

He compared his mistresses to dogs. wad the fud.

Den another girl called in and she was saying she met this man.They got along well until she found out that he’s married.

married man: I suppose most people, including you, will consider me crazy. I don’t need to be drunk to tell you, i love you. But unfortunately, you know fate has stopped our relationship from getting any further.
Girl: WTF are you talking about. You’re MARRIED!
married man: Sigh, but do you believe that I love you?
Girl: Bullocks. I freaking don’t believe. Especially when it came out from someone who has a wife.
married man: Yea… that’s the problem. Very difficult to convince u, when i can’t give up my life here. Usually need to prove it.
Girl: You men are just greedy creatures who are never satisfied with just one.
married man: I always think that u rather believe that i don’t love u, that I’m always telling a lie, so that u wont get hurt by me.
Girl: I don’t believe that a man can love two persons at one time. You can go tell your wife.
married man: If I tell my wife, you will believe right?
Girl: No.
married man: There.. you see. That’s why I said you chose not to believe.
Girl: You tell me. How do I bring myself to have faith in someone who constantly cheats on his wife?
married man: True.. that’s the catch. If i m A I can’t be B n if i m B i can’t be A. Anyway, when i said that i loved her many years ago, i did really love her damn lot. Even willing to cut my flesh for her.
Girl: Fickle minded bastard.

Either men tot that women are extremely dim to believe wad they said or they were extremely dim to believe that women will actually believe.

I mean why men will want to get married if they has the mindset that their wife will nag and nag at them??? they can juz go and find their DOGS.





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