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Tuesday, April 03, 2007 @ 9:37 AM
Im a DAWRF
People has been calling me shortie, dawrf or hobbit etc cant help making me kinda suspicious and make me google these terms.

To my shock, I found out that..

Wad the hell I am really a dawrf.

"Dwarfism is a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of four feet ten or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that."

I didnt even make it to "slightly taller than that".

"Proportionate dwarfism ?that is, a short-stature condition that results in the arms, legs, trunk, and head being the same size in relation to each other as would be expected with an average-sized person ?is often the result of a hormonal deficiency, and may be treated medically. This condition is commonly referred to as growth-hormone deficiency."

Im proportionate at the very least. At least i will like to think so. And heck, like wad everyone says it is really due to growth hormone deficiency! where has my growth hormone go?? can they come back or something?

And i found out that every election since 1900, the taller candidate for the US presidency wins.

So due to my shortness, Im going to fail in life arh?!

Someone might say short is cute but damn, I DUN wan to be cute.




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